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Bibliophile's 10 Commandments by ~popkin16:iconpopkin16:

Categories Literature > Prose > Non-Fiction > General Non-Fiction


1. Thou shall not burn books
2. Thou shall not get books damp
3. Thou shall not color in a book not made for that purpose
4. Thou shall not rip, tear, or rend a book
5. Thou shall not stand on a book
6. Thou shall not use a book as a weapon, unless it’s a text book
7. Thou shall not bend the book pages
8. Thou shall not eat a book
9. Thou shall not kick a book
10. Thou shall always be respectful toward books
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Maybe not the most interesting of things to post, but I thought it was amusing, and as a bibliophile these are rules I subconsciously follow.

And woe to anyone who breaks one of these in front of me. :devil: :chainsaw:
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~butji:iconbutji: Aug 12, 2007, 6:51:19 PM
thou should stop saying thou

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~popkin16:iconpopkin16: Aug 12, 2007, 6:53:25 PM
:) Thanks!

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~popkin16:iconpopkin16: Aug 12, 2007, 6:53:57 PM
:shrug: It was all meant in fun, I really didn't consider what words to use or not to use.

Sorry.

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~Arienmir:iconArienmir: Aug 12, 2007, 9:15:29 PM
"Thou shall not use a book as a weapon, unless it’s a text book" Wonderful...I´ll keep tormenting my friends with text books and with volumes from the encyclopedia britannica.

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~popkin16:iconpopkin16: Aug 12, 2007, 10:43:58 PM
Exactly! *Has frequently wielded text books as weapons* They're very effective, trust me. :nod: :giggle:

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Innuendo - In Your Window.

|M|A|N|G|A| and |A|N|I|M|E| : My anti-drug.

JODAN JA NAI WA YO~!!
I will not be swayed by your sweet words of temptation.
~Cruel-Crush:iconCruel-Crush: Aug 13, 2007, 5:51:57 AM
lmao :D very kl :D does a text book count as a normal book when in relation to all the Bibliophile's 10 commandments? or just as weapons? ( cause I think ive done all of the above to my text book 0_o apart from burning it)
=akaibelier:iconakaibelier: Aug 13, 2007, 6:37:16 AM
amazing <3 xD

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=akaibelier:iconakaibelier: Aug 13, 2007, 6:37:58 AM
*wants to use her university books as weapons*

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~Rione91:iconRione91: Aug 13, 2007, 10:59:19 AM
Lol, I'm exactly the same :P

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